Category Archives: Slack Off

It’s Not You, It’s Your Aesthetic

You know what qualities will get posts highlighted in the DC Blogs Noted section: good writing, timely topics, interesting topics, great humor, good writing, tales of dates gone comically bad, a well picked fight, good writing, and better writing. What you may not know is that there are certain things that will get a DC […]

Stop Your Sobbing

As an actively practising heterosexual woman (I date), I read what women and men have to say about dating.  Craig’s List’s Rants and Raves section is either highly entertaining or deeply depressing, depending on your perspective.  So are the personal listings sections.  I read M4W and W4M, not the gay, miscellaneous, or casual sections, mainly […]

Monday Morning Slack Off Report

Behold, the triumphant return of the MMSOR! Forgive the long absence. The holidays were rough on us. Got a flight in your future? Get a taste of what culinary delights await you on your trip. Now you can look at real photos of airline meals, sorted by airline, including user reviews. Mmm… gooey pasta and […]

Monday Morning Slack Off Report

The MMSOR is back from its business trip, ready to waste some more time!!  Also, this column has been moved this week to Tuesday in respect of Veterans’ Day. Use your power of vocabulary for something good. Take this quiz, pick the right definition, and for each word you get right, 10 grains of rice […]

Monday Morning Slack Off Report

When you come in on Monday, and you’re not feelin’ real well, does anyone ever say to you, ‘Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays’? Earwax, type A blood, skin color, malaria… a short essay on the failure of current racial classifications and explanations for why humans have developed into such a varied […]

Monday Morning Slack Off Report

Only one more hour to go before lunch!! Here are some links to whittle the time away. Police blotters can be so depressing; stabbings, shootings, and robberies. Every now and then, I like to read the local police blotter from Durango, Colorado. It always brings a smile to my face because I can actually hear […]

Mugging About

Let me start this post off by saying this: I have never been mugged. _____ This is an important assertion to get out of the way, because when people have been through a harrowing experience they tend to look at the world through the filter of what they’ve seen and felt firsthand, which can both […]

Monday Slack Off Report

Another Monday, another day to put off dealing with Bill in Accounting. Seriously, what do we have to do to get some expense reports finalized?! My last and final great accomplishment in life came when I was the only person in my 5th grade class to finish the Glendale Elementary Geography Challenge. Never mind it […]